Are the Olympic games over yet? If not, when will they be over? Is it soon? Please let it be soon.
Remember when the Olympics only happened every four years? Well now, since they’ve staggered the winter and summer games, they’re on every TWO years. They may as well be on every week, if you ask me. And yet, people will still be all, “OH, but they ONLY COME ON EVERY FOUR YEARS!” Patently untrue.
And damn, when the Olympics are on, they are on ALL THE FUCKING TIME. All day and all night, it’s just Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. It never freaking ends. If it isn’t swimming, gymnastics, track, synchronized diving (yes, this is a real event), it’s that damned beach volleyball, which appears to run twenty-four hours a day, and — let’s face it — is more of a bikini contest than an actual sport. Do not tell me they need to wear skimpy two-pieces for better athletic performance.
I will tell you the only good thing about the Olympics: the beautiful, soothing blue color of the swimming pools. It’s really a nice color.
Other than that shade of blue, the Olympics can suck it. There, I said it.